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a true story- not true after all...but still fun
I always wanted to post this. Shruuf and kia_ora were already tortured by it...but anyways...
this IS a true story. Happened in the hospital I work in.
So there's this married couple. The husband wants to do somethign nice for his wifey and cooks her dinner. She sees him at the cooker and decides to *reward* him. She goes down and sucks him off.
Of course... perfect hubby gets...distracted. The oit oil lands on thankful wifey's head. Only she'S not so thankful anymore and bites in his penis. Ouch
Well..she doesn't want to let go...cos of the shock. And pgod, is the hubby in pain. So he takes the frying pan and hita wifey on th head several times so she lets go of his poor hurt broken almost bitten of little guy.
Both end up in the emergency room. In Germany we say shared suffering his half the suffering.
this IS a true story. Happened in the hospital I work in.
So there's this married couple. The husband wants to do somethign nice for his wifey and cooks her dinner. She sees him at the cooker and decides to *reward* him. She goes down and sucks him off.
Of course... perfect hubby gets...distracted. The oit oil lands on thankful wifey's head. Only she'S not so thankful anymore and bites in his penis. Ouch
Well..she doesn't want to let go...cos of the shock. And pgod, is the hubby in pain. So he takes the frying pan and hita wifey on th head several times so she lets go of his poor hurt broken almost bitten of little guy.
Both end up in the emergency room. In Germany we say shared suffering his half the suffering.
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By the way, Bend it like Beckham is on, and Jonathan Rhys Meyers actually looks good, and he isn't making me go eek. OMG never thought it was possible *g*
PS: love his accent.
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and lol...told you so.... he was weird in ride with the devil.
and I wouldn't knwo about the accent.... stupid german dubbing.
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even though elsmoka says I've been had. I still laugh..haha
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and owww to both..no?
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not that I wish it on anyone.
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Like this lawyer guy who brought in his bleeding friend and/or relative and demanded to stay in the room while they worked on her. Lawyer guy seemed disturbed by all the blood, but he would not sit down or leave. They told him if he felt faint to sit down with his head between his knees. But Lawyer guy didn't want to sit, he wanted to do the manly thing and stay standing. So he fainted onto that little tray of tools and cut his face with a scapel-knife-thing. He then proceeded to sue the hospital, but he lost.
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Haven't heard anything like it before...poor couple
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This is a very old "urban legend". the kind of funny or creepy stories that get passed around. I guess I do not have to say more as we've all seen "urban Legends" with the 'Baum. it's not a true story.
and I am very much sure about this because I have this book. called Das Huhn mit dem Gipsbein (http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASIN/3406459870/qid=1104789747/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_10_1/028-6015943-1633354). and your story is in it :)
Sorry. you have been punk'd. ;)
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even then... it's a funny story. I have to check out that link.
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I like it. it always makes me giggle :D
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