03 January 2005 @ 09:25 pm
a true story- not true after all...but still fun  
I always wanted to post this. Shruuf and kia_ora were already tortured by it...but anyways...

this IS a true story. Happened in the hospital I work in.



So there's this married couple. The husband wants to do somethign nice for his wifey and cooks her dinner. She sees him at the cooker and decides to *reward* him. She goes down and sucks him off.

Of course... perfect hubby gets...distracted. The oit oil lands on thankful wifey's head. Only she'S not so thankful anymore and bites in his penis. Ouch

Well..she doesn't want to let go...cos of the shock. And pgod, is the hubby in pain. So he takes the frying pan and hita wifey on th head several times so she lets go of his poor hurt broken almost bitten of little guy.

Both end up in the emergency room. In Germany we say shared suffering his half the suffering.

 
 
Current Mood: guilty
 
 
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[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 28th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
Well ouch. Though god..what a stupid idiot.... and how hypocrit.