03 January 2005 @ 09:25 pm
a true story- not true after all...but still fun  
I always wanted to post this. Shruuf and kia_ora were already tortured by it...but anyways...

this IS a true story. Happened in the hospital I work in.



So there's this married couple. The husband wants to do somethign nice for his wifey and cooks her dinner. She sees him at the cooker and decides to *reward* him. She goes down and sucks him off.

Of course... perfect hubby gets...distracted. The oit oil lands on thankful wifey's head. Only she'S not so thankful anymore and bites in his penis. Ouch

Well..she doesn't want to let go...cos of the shock. And pgod, is the hubby in pain. So he takes the frying pan and hita wifey on th head several times so she lets go of his poor hurt broken almost bitten of little guy.

Both end up in the emergency room. In Germany we say shared suffering his half the suffering.

 
 
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[identity profile] raelan.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 08:47 pm (UTC)
ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!! That's just awful. I almost expected the ending to be that he had beaten her to death.

By the way, Bend it like Beckham is on, and Jonathan Rhys Meyers actually looks good, and he isn't making me go eek. OMG never thought it was possible *g*

PS: love his accent.
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
urg...no...then I wouldn't have posted it. elsmoka said it's not a true story afetr all, so... *giggles*

and lol...told you so.... he was weird in ride with the devil.
and I wouldn't knwo about the accent.... stupid german dubbing.
nuptse: Explody![identity profile] nuptse.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 08:55 pm (UTC)
must....not....laugh.....
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 10:27 pm (UTC)
you're allowed. I always laugh.
even though elsmoka says I've been had. I still laugh..haha
[identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
Owwwwwwwwww.
Allie[identity profile] itsaslashything.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 09:49 pm (UTC)
God what a fantastic icon!
[identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on January 4th, 2005 06:25 am (UTC)
Hee!
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 10:28 pm (UTC)
ok..I have to agree about the icon..giggles.
and owww to both..no?
[identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on January 4th, 2005 06:25 am (UTC)
[livejournal.com profile] marymisspotter made this icon :D
[identity profile] aisling12.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC)
woah - that's just not right
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
the good stuff never is :(
not that I wish it on anyone.
[identity profile] aisling12.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC)
My mom, a former ER nurse, used to tell us crazy stories.

Like this lawyer guy who brought in his bleeding friend and/or relative and demanded to stay in the room while they worked on her. Lawyer guy seemed disturbed by all the blood, but he would not sit down or leave. They told him if he felt faint to sit down with his head between his knees. But Lawyer guy didn't want to sit, he wanted to do the manly thing and stay standing. So he fainted onto that little tray of tools and cut his face with a scapel-knife-thing. He then proceeded to sue the hospital, but he lost.
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC)
was it a true story?? but yeah...that's his own fault.
[identity profile] aisling12.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
Yea it's true. I don't remember all the little details like how that relative person was hurt, or what exactly it was that he cut his face on - though I know it was something on that little tray of tools. But it's true.
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 28th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
Well ouch. Though god..what a stupid idiot.... and how hypocrit.
[identity profile] shaggirl.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 09:42 pm (UTC)
So that's her reward for going down on him? Hot grease and a skillet to the head? That is fucked up. 0.o
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC)
Well..it's not true afterall. However..I don't think someone biting in your penis can be very pleasent....
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_excentric_/ on January 3rd, 2005 10:00 pm (UTC)
o_O

Haven't heard anything like it before...poor couple
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 10:43 pm (UTC)
giggles
[identity profile] elsmoka.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 10:05 pm (UTC)
o0kay. I have to disappoint you here. but that did not happen in the hospital you work in. who witnessed it? a colleague of a colleague of a colleague?

This is a very old "urban legend". the kind of funny or creepy stories that get passed around. I guess I do not have to say more as we've all seen "urban Legends" with the 'Baum. it's not a true story.

and I am very much sure about this because I have this book. called Das Huhn mit dem Gipsbein (http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASIN/3406459870/qid=1104789747/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_10_1/028-6015943-1633354). and your story is in it :)

Sorry. you have been punk'd. ;)
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
mmm... I thought I had a reliable scource... *giggles*
even then... it's a funny story. I have to check out that link.
[identity profile] elsmoka.livejournal.com on January 3rd, 2005 11:37 pm (UTC)
it is a very funny story. heehee.
I like it. it always makes me giggle :D
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 5th, 2005 10:45 am (UTC)
:)
[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com on January 4th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
oh my god-- *smacks self for laughing* That's--that's--okay, pretty damn funny, actually...*guilt*
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2005 12:25 pm (UTC)
not shameful... *g* I laughed too.
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_kalaki_/ on January 4th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
lol. This bite thing is familiar. I think I read in newspaper before XD
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2005 12:25 pm (UTC)
in a newspaper? seriosuly?
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_kalaki_/ on January 19th, 2005 04:52 pm (UTC)
yep. In a newspaper. Long ago !
[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com on January 28th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
:)