Actually, the rumor I heard was that Lionel was threatening Lana from prison, saying that if Clark didn't break him out, he would kill her or something.

Compared to that, it being a key to the CoCk is almost a relief. But not. Because, damn, is Clark going to be motherfucking *pissed* if that's the case. *sniffles* Sometimes, watching Smallville is like having your organs slowly removed.