Why yes, I have prepared a speech. So, I'm so honored really. I want to thank my manager, Mister T, the slow workday, all the clients who are never ever available. And my flist..who btw...even though entertaining isn't posting hardly enough right now.
well then I shall help you with some inspiring comments
Terjeeeeeeeeeee
hm just got back from the city... bought a new shiny lipgloss.... all sparkly:D and some rose lipstick... which doesn't look as bad as you might think... at least when im wearing the right clothes ^^ and some make-up...
oh and 6 dunkin donuts... one glazed which i nearly finished eating... 2 double chocolate... one with blue stuff on it... one boston cream... and one vanille/himbeer...
well that's what everyone says... not my kind of thing... whos thing is it ^^... well at least you had a bit of fun... with my bad writing... i do write better... i can write better... it wasnt required here... ehem...
Oh dear, this is what happens when I let things get buried in my inbox. Apologies.
The phrase "tender administrations" is an error; it should be "tender MINISTRATIONS."
Ministrations just means actions that serve or help; tender ministrations as a phrase generally means physical gestures of love, or sometimes a catchphrase for events performed by one person on another, i.e. during sex.
"Administration" is the management or functions of an office (including a political office)-- I think most people think of bureaucracy, paperwork, forms signed in triplicate, etc.
So the mistake of adding the ad to ministrations turns it from a phrase about sex to a clearly unintentional joke about impersonal, businesslike sex.
Poor fanfic writers. They should be more careful before they make me laugh that hard. I may sue for medical fees, I nearly fell over and broke something...
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thankyouthankyou.
Why yes, I have prepared a speech. So, I'm so honored really. I want to thank my manager, Mister T, the slow workday, all the clients who are never ever available. And my flist..who btw...even though entertaining isn't posting hardly enough right now.
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Terjeeeeeeeeeee
hm just got back from the city... bought a new shiny lipgloss.... all sparkly:D and some rose lipstick... which doesn't look as bad as you might think... at least when im wearing the right clothes ^^ and some make-up...
oh and 6 dunkin donuts... one glazed which i nearly finished eating... 2 double chocolate... one with blue stuff on it... one boston cream... and one vanille/himbeer...
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*ishungry*
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can you say crappy quality with me ^^
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and not more or less crappy than the pics I always manage to take!!!!!
KAIZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay i wanted to write sth else...
right... mcshepfic... i wrote one... last year... for the harlequin chall
it was actually read by severeal people, and is still being recced for it's very bad dialogue...
Like deep pools of glass by Cerri (http://www.livejournal.com/community/sga_flashfic/161757.html)
enjoy;)
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and rofl... gimme your crack!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!
ps: it's not really my sort of story..but nice :) Weirdcreepyfunnynice.
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well that's what everyone says... not my kind of thing... whos thing is it ^^... well at least you had a bit of fun... with my bad writing... i do write better... i can write better... it wasnt required here... ehem...
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The phrase "tender administrations" is an error; it should be "tender MINISTRATIONS."
Ministrations just means actions that serve or help; tender ministrations as a phrase generally means physical gestures of love, or sometimes a catchphrase for events performed by one person on another, i.e. during sex.
"Administration" is the management or functions of an office (including a political office)-- I think most people think of bureaucracy, paperwork, forms signed in triplicate, etc.
So the mistake of adding the ad to ministrations turns it from a phrase about sex to a clearly unintentional joke about impersonal, businesslike sex.
Poor fanfic writers. They should be more careful before they make me laugh that hard. I may sue for medical fees, I nearly fell over and broke something...
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*isconfused*
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