I've never slept with a dictionary though *g* maybe I should try it.

somehow that just sounds majorly kinky!! As if we or should I rather say I am a pervert of some sort. Is there even a word for doing it with books?? geee sometimes my minds travels along weird paths.

Right, I guess everyone has their special weirdnesses to cope with. And I'm really not ashamed about reading slash.. all my friends know about it. My mom knows up so a certain point. Sad thing is there's no one in real, everyday life who shares this love for HOT GAY SEX!! *giggles* hmm but well there's the internet and the friends I meet up with every now and then.

We could try to sell this reply as an answer to all the problems.. like:

I have a problem, my tummy aches and I can't sleep. What can I do??

Well, there's this fanfic by xxx, go and read it! It will take your mind of your tummy and in the end you will sleep wonderfully and dream of hot gay sex!